Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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