Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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