Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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