Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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