Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
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