do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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