i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
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