I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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