It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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