the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
a search helicopter?!
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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