I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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