Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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