Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
How's work?
Spinning.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
You can't just leave with hair like that
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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