So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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