we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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