Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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