you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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