Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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