before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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