I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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