For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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