Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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