i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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