He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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