I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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