I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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