scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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