you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Randomize
