I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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