I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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