i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
worst night to have a conscience
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
