do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Your penis caused this!
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
