so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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