i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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