If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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