it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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