oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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