The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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