I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Randomize
