just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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