i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I need to sanitize my soul.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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