I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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