For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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