no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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