just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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