: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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