Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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