Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
