hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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