I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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